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Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12375) - you deserved it (36065)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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You shouldn't have salted his coffee then!

#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:04am by poemqueen

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1st off Coffee is Holy you never mess with it so you definitely deserved it/
2nd I like your dad's creativity, you got to respect the effort he put into that one

#5 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:08am by RensM

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