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Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML


I agree, your life sucks (12754) - you deserved it (36750)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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You shouldn't have salted his coffee then!

#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:04am by poemqueen

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1st off Coffee is Holy you never mess with it so you definitely deserved it/
2nd I like your dad's creativity, you got to respect the effort he put into that one

#5 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:08am by RensM

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