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Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (2804)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

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Get a security system?

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 9:46am by JustinThunder

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Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem

#5 - On 10/03/2011 at 9:53am by omfg_creepers

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