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Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

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SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

#5 - On 09/13/2011 at 7:08pm by thrAsHeRr9081

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You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

#2 - On 09/13/2011 at 7:06pm by missyj0

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