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Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21472) - you deserved it (2209)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

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Together? Sounds like a sick band! :D

#1 - On 09/12/2011 at 4:58pm by flamerocker

See in context

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I see no problem with this.

#2 - On 09/12/2011 at 4:58pm by nero9112

See in context

+41 | 4

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