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Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25298) - you deserved it (2256)

On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)

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Next time you're in there, howl in the toilet. That should throw her off ;)

#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 3:02am by PennyLane27

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Thats strange, How would you react to that?

#1 - On 09/09/2011 at 3:01am by Stonedmanalex

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