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Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (7043)

On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Dip spit smells terrible. You should have noticed.

#1 - On 09/08/2011 at 7:41pm by Keyman1212

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I think I threw up a little in my mouth... that sucks!

#4 - On 09/08/2011 at 7:42pm by Broc831

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