Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner....

By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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Tasty!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By cherknobil - 07/07/2019 00:00

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw. The employees had to call 911. FML

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By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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Friday 9 September 2011 1:41

Dip spit smells terrible. You should have noticed.

Broc831 6

Friday 9 September 2011 1:42

I think I threw up a little in my mouth... that sucks!

Comments

whatwhyhoo 10

Friday 9 September 2011 17:52

YDI for being a dumbass. Who doesn't check first.

YwkyWy37 0

Friday 9 September 2011 18:55

So what did you end up doing OP? did your friend hear about this?

brooks10101 1

Friday 9 September 2011 20:08

I would have to murder him to appeas my anger i recomend the same

bubo_fml 10

Friday 9 September 2011 20:08

Well...After all, it is saliva & can aid in the digestive process...However, after choking down fast food from a drive in, I would've reached for the alka seltzer instead...

sarliveasy 0

Friday 9 September 2011 20:18

Omg that's terrible!

Soccerstar101998 0

Friday 9 September 2011 21:46

Okay dip can only give you lip cancer and that is if you do dip with a canker sore so learn a little more would u haters I do it too and I am 14 I quit though(friends got me into it)

bleepbloopthis 0

Friday 9 September 2011 21:51

Mmm tasty it just runs through you teeth and around your tongue.

gleek2013 0

Friday 9 September 2011 22:46

Omg I did the same thing when i was like 4 or 5 but I just came from outside playing and was thirsty and my mom always left her diet coke bottle with drink still in them laying around well I went over there and chugged the "drink" the bottle was 3/4 full of dip spit when I got done with it. It was 1/4 of the way full and my dad watched me do the whole thing he picked me up and took me outside hung me over the porch railing and I piled my guts out. I've learned now to ask what that is before I pick it up btw that was my dads spit cup.