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Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20428) - you deserved it (1933)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:17am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY...even the alchoholic cus it's vacation!!

#3 - On 08/29/2011 at 9:54am by SPC117

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What a way to ruin an holiday. Drinking isn't an "holiday" while you're on holiday. Try taking his money off him :)

#1 - On 08/29/2011 at 9:53am by wmsdubstep

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