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Go ahead and break up with her. But do it in football pads or something as a precaution. If she throws furniture when you're dating, what will she throw when you break up? Knives? Be safe friend.

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You need to use the 5 d's of a relationship. Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge! If you can dodge her for a year you should be able to dodge a sofa!

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What are you a fucking pussy? It's not that hard to pick up a little end table or a kitchen chair...which are both considered "furniture" Small computer desks also fall under this category, as do plastic lawn chairs. Yes I'm a female, yes I sometimes need help with heavy lifting, but no, I won't pretend I can't lift small furniture because my husband might think it 'cute' that I'm 'so weak' And guess what? I'm not a half man or 'beast' I'm 5'2" and a /tight/ 130 pounds when I'm

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You sound like you're bragging about your fancy furniture. Lol I'm 5'2 and 8 months pregnant but I move things heavier than 50 pounds with ease. (which is safe if you lifted this much regularly before pregnancy. My doctor even told me so.) not sure what being pregnant has to do with what you guys are talking about. Being a woman is no excuse. The pickle jar thing is kind of pathetic though but I see where you're coming from with the furniture. Lifting is one thing, throwing is another.

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107- I am not sure where pregnant came into it, she mentioned her weight while not pregnant? Which is obviously nit going to be the same during pregnancy lol. When pregnant I was not allowed to even lift something overran pounds but I was high risk. No, I am not braying about fancy furniture, I am sorry if it sounded that way, my mistake. I tried to word it in a way that was not so long and I should have explained why I was saying it, my apologizes. What I was trying to say is that the furniture

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32- well I guess there are to many Bruces around, so I changed my picture. 110- no need to write a book about your wood.

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112- that was awesome!! Good play on words. I wouldn't have thought that there would have been a need but I guess my comment was perceived as bragging so I clarified the context in which it was originally meant.

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Your relationship is dangerous, and will NOT improve. Get out of it NOW. NEVER, NEVER put up with physical abuse of yourself, or your children. Deal breaker. Call the cops, and then a lawyer. PLEASE NOTE: Most guys who are married 20+ years realized a long time ago that there is a lot of shit we hate about our wives. But there is a lot of stuff we love too. That's life. When your spouse knows virtually every fault, secret, and flaw you have.... and still accepts you, that is love.

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As charlie sheen says never give a girl something that you wouldnt want thrown at your head. teddy bear=good steak knives=bad

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