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Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22389) - you deserved it (7785)

On 08/26/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Get yourself some arm floaties! Or next time don't try to practice swimming in a public pool.

#1 - On 08/26/2011 at 6:04am by Catcherchick94

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Totally reminds me of Dr.Sheldon Cooper who taught himself to swim with the Internet and practiced on the floor in his apartment.

#5 - On 08/26/2011 at 6:17am by marinus

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