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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (3320)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

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Woah what a bitch!

#3 - On 08/20/2011 at 10:23am by bevsta

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You have an intense mom

#4 - On 08/20/2011 at 10:23am by NeverShoutDana

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