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Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37497) - you deserved it (12833)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by ydahs (woman) - United States (California)

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