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Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47696) - you deserved it (18897)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by ydahs (woman) - United States (California)

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shave it off. looks better anyway...

#6 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:58pm by lcharlie

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Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

#7 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:59pm by eastsidehippie

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