Miscellaneous: Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out...

By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 22:31 - United States

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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lcharlie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:58

shave it off. looks better anyway...

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:59

Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

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pikachu_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:52

wow

jet_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:52

Oh, that made me cringe. D:

retro_squares 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:52

oh god! i hope you get it off!

lovelylaura1459 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:56

Eek-ums! Peanut butter and ice? Hahaha I'm sorry that sucks!

Rubyduby 8

Monday 1 September 2014 3:34

Or shave, she could always shave

supafly_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:58

cut it off lmfao

lcharlie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:58

shave it off. looks better anyway...

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:59

Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

kayladance101 13

Friday 16 July 2010 15:35

none taken(:

bluevayero 42

Friday 21 December 2012 9:34

how does this look like?

LilKonvicted 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:00

Yum

mf_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:02

yeah, really, time for a trim whether you want to or not.

kspy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:03

if you're allergic to peanut butter (like i am), vegetable oil works too.

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