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Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22815) - you deserved it (22188)

On 08/19/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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never curse or disrespect those who
are servicing you, there are always times when they can fuck you over 10x's harder!!

#12 - On 08/19/2011 at 6:27am by jellitonoctopus

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Yea...you probably arent getting that back

#9 - On 08/19/2011 at 6:21am by cudi504

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