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Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24524) - you deserved it (2961)

On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

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Oscar the Grouch? :3

#2 - On 08/18/2011 at 9:45am by Ladiesman247

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Maybe it WAS watching her!

#1 - On 08/18/2011 at 9:44am by jsgunner420

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