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Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept
Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...
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Friday 5 February 2016