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Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43746) - you deserved it (3805)

On 05/08/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by Wally (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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