Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML
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Today, I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh to see my favourite band live. I was expecting to be picked up at 8 a.m. for the drive there, but I woke up to a text saying my friend bought tickets for the wrong city. The show he paid was for 2 days ago. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, the date I was supposed to go on got pushed back for a week, because she told me she was too sick to go out. A bit later, she posted a reel of her out with friends. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
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taytoc 10
wow your friends a douche
cheesecakex 5
What a bitch...
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taytoc 10
wow your friends a douche
annasworld 3
aww that's so mean :(
tona01 16
Yes she is, but she is not a normal dousche, she is a gigantic dousche
12em12 1
16- dousche? Fail.
McDougal2013 0
Some friend you have...
hellbilly205 17
Well that sucks....
lookALIVEsunshin_fml 1
owl city reference? :D
tona01 16
Sorry *douche, i was thinking in german
VeroAnne 11
I don't think you should call her 'friend' anymore
EvilPotato 14
I can't believe your EX-friend would do that to you.
LiveLaughFML 10
why are you still calling her your "friend" lol?
Prankster7o7 5
I don't douche is the correct word for her, I was thinking more along the lines of "bitch."
CaitiieBuggs 23
Those tickets can be pretty pricey, what a waste.
NeonBlack 0
Could've been worse. I could've gone for 30 bucks, met Black Veil Brides, A Day To Remember, and Asking Alexandria, and went to an afterparty, but my bitchy mother refused to let me go.
NeonBlack 0
And also, Five Finger Death Punch is amazing. Nice pic.
idancewithrev 0
maybe your friend didn't want you to go deaf??? lol just trying to be optimist...but I guess this isn't the place for optimists....
Drigr 9
I'll be at warped this weekend :)
NewWoelins 4
I think you've got a nice rack. Yeah... you arn't the only one to think...
Damn_Hippster 11
Hey, what are friends for?
sleepydeath 4
Check the photos again and I might be there Jk but that's a bitch move.
fanceh 10
do the exact same thing. schedule a shopping day or something, then cancel, then send pictures of your new ******* purse or whatever you'll buy.
andy_l 14
Set double date, say you couldn't make it, send her pics of you making out with her date.
audiophileMom 11
#135 You're 19 according to your profile, why do you need your mommy's permission to do anything??
YessyxD 8
211 - stalker much?
NeonBlack 0
I'm 19 on everything, because some sites have restricted access unless you're 18 or older. And I live in an abusive family, where I've been told that i could die without my parents caring. But thanks for the sarcasm, asshole.
Jvr91 8
Everyone has one friend that turns into a douche
Jvr91 8
214 blah blah blah blah....oh i mean he's soooooo hardcore guys!!1!!!! *hyperventilation*
Dreamkiller51 5
well if it was Asking Alexandria u should be pissed because they're a pretty sick ass band and I saw them at warped tour
jiimbo344 0
Haha nerd listens to his mommy
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Leave him alone. If he's really in an abusive family then your making fun of him doesn't help. I've had experience with that when I was in elementary school and I never stood up against my mom and the kids at school were all mean to me because I pulled my hair out from stress. Thanks a lot my fellow peers. At least in high school I made tons of friends.
nikkotine 0
ouchhhhh. I went to warped tour and had trouble finding a ride too. poor you :(
Jovecove 13
Yeah what a bitchhhh, it's ******* Warped!!
zoomboom 0
Say you went out too and saw Justin beiber fall down a flight of stairs, that will one up her.
whiteboy11 1
#135 the exact same thing happened to me
gogreen8856 0
wait till she needs you to do something for her, then cancel on her like she did to you. pay back is a mutha$&@!!!!
monzach 5
214 and 260- cool stories bros
alphabetsoup1234 13
That's a whole new kind of bitchy, don't you agree? A new all time low, for shame. *shakes fist* LOL
Lil_Saly_Danzr 10
I agree
Marley_000 14
"Friend."
TheMegaFridge 0
Fffffirst
BB_ava 0
Shut the **** up.
cheesecakex 5
What a bitch...
genesisnirvana 11
OP deserves better friends.Hope they're longer friends.
Sweej 1
Plan another trip to see a band that she can't wait to see. Say you lost the tickets, go to the show, bang the lead singer, & get their autographs. Ah... Revenge is sweet.
jesustheskater 5
Dang it you beat me to it.
MrTittySprinkles 7
maybe ops a bitch to hangout with.
LiveLaughFML 10
oh my goodness your profile picture is BANANERS ^
hypnotiq_trini 0
Maybe you should stop feeling sorry for yourself and get your own ride instead of depending on people.
MistaXaEro_Chris 0
agreed
hypnotiq_trini 0
LoL clearly people probably disagree with what I said because they're the same as her, so it hits a nerve. All I know is, if there's a band a really want to see, I'll find a way there. Depending on other people is sheer laziness.
SNL 2
Exactly what I was thinking
awkward_turtles 1
OP could have found a ride, but she was being nice by saying they didn't have to go if her friend was sick. Honestly, I think she still should have gone, but that was her way of trying to be a good friend. Or maybe her friend had the tickets and pretended to be sick so she could go with someone else.
hypnotiq_trini 0
If she was "being a good friend" she would have gone over and made her friend soup or something. How does the OP staying home help her friend if they're sick?
Awahso 25
Wow that is shitty. Did you have your own ticket or were you gonna pay at the door?
LuHGiiiT 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You totally deserved it.
Dalliance 4
Maybe the OP's friend had the tickets and feigned being sick so she could go with someone else. I don't get why she would then send a text about it, as though gloating, but perhaps she stupidly sent it to everyone on her contacts list. Who knows. She's still a grade-A douche.
themaddog 0
^ the way it's wrote it seems like another friend sent it to her. And what you said is hella obvious.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
I got what 80 was saying. Maybe op never thought of that, even though it is incredibly obvious. Op your friend is a C-U-N-T. it had to be said.
AubreasLuv 1
that just shows how much she doesn't care about you. do the smart thing, and move on. you deserve better a better friend
IndiRae 9
I would have been so ******* upset. But not because my friend was a bitch, but because MC Lars is there.
JackieJax 6
I went to Warped last month. MC Lars+Weerd Science=total awesomeness.
ReynieRockets 1
i went to warped in San Diego
Thabb 0
Aw that sucks, Warped Tour has all the best bands.
McDougal2013 0
I wish I could've gone!
sourgirl101 28
Sum41 is included in the line up.(:
AbusedTampon 6
PARAMORE!!!!
emmanizzer 6
Sum 41 is the only band I even cared to see this year and they din't even come to AZ. :(
Llamassss 21
What about Against Me!? Or Big D and the Kid's Table? Two bands I would love to see but haven't yet.
CsDy1395 6
FOXY SHAZAM
queenoftrash 0
I went to see lucero...guess I'm too old for anything else and I swear I am never going again!
Coletrain7 0
Warped tour was amazing. ADTR kicked ass.
DropDead77 11
I'm going this Saturday!!! :D
hailphire130 0
ADTR sucks though, along with all the other bands in Warped Tour. Mayhem Festival sounds way better.
logkitty 5
yeah, if your 12.
dandawg69 0
I was there today! But Paramore didn't play today.
puny74 0
I wanted to see attack attack and a day to remember, however i was unable to get a ride ): i wouldve seen sum 41 since they were all i listened to for about a year but they were not coming to CT
bthomas0319 2
Yeah, she's not a friend..
dudemansweet 0
Your friend is a dick! it sucks u missed it
elmogoezRAWR 0
Your dick is a friend! It missed you sucks it.
themaddog 0
Haha. Dick and suck in the same comment.
amuck 0
lol @ 90
elmogoezRAWR 0
Punch her in the face and steal her purse.
12em12 1
I've seen this comment already, twice.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
#41 haha I was about to say that. But anyways, why the need to steal the purse after falcon punch in the face?
LordGoober 13
Extra cash?
elmogoezRAWR 0
Because money, that's why.
corruptblackkat 17
or punch her in the left ovary right in the baby maker lol