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Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27335) - you deserved it (3008)

On 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 3:06am by cbaidchris

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I can just see your kid opening his box of cereal in the morning.

#4 - On 08/07/2011 at 3:08am by maz_irken

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