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Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24364) - you deserved it (8553)

On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Should've had an Otter box...

#2 - On 08/01/2011 at 4:58pm by NoobHat

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Nice Friends to give you the time to do that

#4 - On 08/01/2011 at 4:58pm by MangoRico1

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