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Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8735) - you deserved it (27779)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

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uhh......well worded and described I guess........

#1 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:29pm by Sesh54

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wat is durian?

#4 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:30pm by rate_ya

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