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Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21498) - you deserved it (1954)

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i spent like 5 mins trying to come up with a response to this but i just couldn't.

#11 - On 07/24/2011 at 1:19pm by Random_Person88

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"Well, let me tell you one thing young one. The first thing I check for is if the poop is a healthy shade of green. Then I put my hand in it to check if it is the right texture. The last thing I do is waft the smell towards me. It should smell like a combination between sulphuric acid and orange juice."

#16 - On 07/24/2011 at 1:20pm by iAmScrubs

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