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Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (6904)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

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Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?

#4 - On 07/15/2011 at 1:20pm by SugarCrazy

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I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!

#3 - On 07/15/2011 at 1:20pm by killabb23

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