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Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.
the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.
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