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Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58060) - you deserved it (2946)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

#2 - On 07/11/2011 at 10:15am by dissapointed101

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the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

#4 - On 07/11/2011 at 10:17am by greenbox

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