Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 3:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

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  • darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

    #2 - On 07/11/2011 at 10:15am by dissapointed101

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  • the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

    #4 - On 07/11/2011 at 10:17am by greenbox

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