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Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
The tooth-fairy jacked your ass. He has bills to pay too.
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