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Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (12993)

On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

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Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.

#4 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:07pm by Keyman1212

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sounds like youre a violent sleeper

#3 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:06pm by simply_improper

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