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Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33514) - you deserved it (2686)

On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)

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Forever alone.

#1 - On 07/09/2011 at 10:02am by HannahForbesxo

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shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.

#2 - On 07/09/2011 at 10:02am by BigFudge

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