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Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30090) - you deserved it (6848)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

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Parent-"That poor tree has been in tree heaven for a while dear."

#4 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:06am by lol_ironic_life

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LEAVE THE TREE ALONE!!

#6 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:09am by chrstygrl06

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