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Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28683) - you deserved it (6736)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

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Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.

#1 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:05am by Big_Red_138

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Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.

#3 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:07am by DjeePee

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