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Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9270) - you deserved it (79519)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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your a complete dumb ass for even doing it. ydi

#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 6:37pm by damienms

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what about for the last few weeks? I thought friday was every week...

#16 - On 07/08/2011 at 6:41pm by philtheawesome

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