That hurts, BTW

By phillij2 - 09/07/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML
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bengermin 5

ALWAYS go for the big drugs.

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harkdog 0

Ouch. When I had my surgery on my hand, they gave me too much anesthetic, I passed out for like six hours man.

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Evii_fml 5

=0 That's gotta hurt, i'm sorry OP

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doctor_awesome 8

that's what she said

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flockz 19

could be worse.., could of been your dick...

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TheRealHouse 7

THAT'S what she said

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TheRealHouse 7

Your mom?....... I was gonna tell my vegitable joke but it's too corny..... maybe I should go to bed now

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smith2001 5

hope it wasn't his dolphin hand...

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Anyone seen the movie 'Awake'? I'm never gonna be put to sleep again, f*cking stupid movie!

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Bree12345 15

haha @90 I've then that movie.

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baddud300 6

Well did you at least get to hear the doctors talk about you?

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smith2001 5

and I love your pic :)

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diegogt 3

FYL OP, now you cant use your fap hand

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bengermin 5

ALWAYS go for the big drugs.

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sherryl_fml 0

yeah agreed... my dad woke up during his hip reconstruction because they didnt give him enough. FML

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Newboyz00185 0

Oh noooo!!!!! That's his masturbation hand!!!! Oh the horror!!!

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Babalu722 3

my father woke up during the removal of a herniated disk in his back

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krista2009 0

66 that's gotta hurt like a bitch. I would hate to wake up during something like that.

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karagarren 8

I got local anesthetic on my scalp end. getting a chat removed. its like he only numbed parts he wasn't working on. it was really painful.

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tweetbaby14 18

they normally don't fully knock you out if they do work on your head for the fear you won't wake up....

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TokioCore 17

Ok, now Im terrified of dying by too much anesthesia OR waking up in the middle of surgery. THANKS A LOT EVERYONE.

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you_failed 15

Ahh maan! That sounds ******* painful! FYL OP! :|

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harkdog 0

Ouch. When I had my surgery on my hand, they gave me too much anesthetic, I passed out for like six hours man.

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iJasper 8

Omg I've been there FYL

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harkdog 0

when I woke, I couldn't even stand man. By hospital policy they took me out by wheelchair and when I got into the sunlight I couldn't open my eyes.

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daisyloo 7

Daaang, that's craaazy. FYL and OP's:(

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Jayrs93 11

yah but it's better than waking up part way through

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

you say man alot, man

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coolchick10 0

ouch sorry about that! :/

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morganxangela 0

OP, this would be the time when you would scream HELL NO! And run out.

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JakeLee 6

"me and my bleeding hand are outta here!"

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LordGoober 13

Might want to pull the iv out of your arm, and bandage the hand, then you could run. Bur sounds like a dumb idea to me.

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LordGoober 13

But* surprised nobody called me out on that. You grammar nazis are slacking.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Just walk it off. Well, that's what granddad always told me. Especially that time he dropped concrete blocks onto my foot. That really hurt some. I can remember it like it was just yesterday... I'm sorry, what was I talking about?

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TheRealHouse 7

No.. anal excretions.. specificly from bullvine

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OWNZ 0

I'm pretty sure it was from rodents not bullvine, but fine...

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bibbypower 0

oh man! should have gone all the way! :(

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coltsrock37 15

ouch OP. that'll bring you back to reality real quick. nice case of nip/tuck

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