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Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20950) - you deserved it (2031)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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