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Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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that guy.. is a douche.

#1 - On 07/07/2011 at 7:44pm by rawrkittehpwnage

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maybe he's on his period?

#4 - On 07/07/2011 at 7:45pm by whiteboy7thst

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