Pregnancy and Transportation: Get a load of this guy

Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By hunchbackofnotredamn - 29/09/2015 08:33 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

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Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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The joys of public transport

By InPain - 17/10/2019 16:00

Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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Excuses

By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

that guy.. is a douche.

whiteboy7thst 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:45

maybe he's on his period?

Comments

WoolyWhoop 7

Friday 8 July 2011 2:44

Lucky I wasn't on that train, I would have snapped his ****** neck.

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 8 July 2011 5:41

Oh c'mon! You would have stood there with your dick in your hand.

codymassey15 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:46

you should've kicked him in his balls. I bet he'd feel sorry then!

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Friday 8 July 2011 2:46

I have never heard of a bigger momma-humping douchefuck than that. Does anyone have a gun I could borrow?

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Friday 8 July 2011 2:47

You should've told him you were gonna have a bf. It worked in White Chicks.

Chrispayne 4

Friday 8 July 2011 2:55

They need to do somethong with that guy

SydneyG 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:55

LMFAO!!

sxcthaigirl 6

Friday 8 July 2011 2:55

woww. can't believe what a jerk he was to you! I hope someone saw it and just threw him off the train.

hobosapien081 10

Friday 8 July 2011 2:56

you should have reported him for assault and attempted fetal murder

theybebitchin 4

Friday 8 July 2011 2:57

So did someone offer you their seat and while you were walking there he tackled you? Wow.

Crncj 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:00

If I were you, I would be like " what the f*ck did you do that for!? you just tackled me TI the ground and have me the finger for what?! I'm seven months pregnant bitch! **** you!"