Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • If you're a cross country runner, just be like Forrest and take your practice home!

    Run Forrest, Run!

    #1 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:36am by adropofpeace

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  • Don't listen to anyone saying "run home". Grow some wings and fly home.

    #9 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:42am by iAmScrubs

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