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Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML
If you're a cross country runner, just be like Forrest and take your practice home!
Run Forrest, Run!
Don't listen to anyone saying "run home". Grow some wings and fly home.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015