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Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11928) - you deserved it (33157)

On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

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you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?

#1 - On 06/30/2011 at 8:03pm by iluvevil01

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Run over there and kick it over.

#4 - On 06/30/2011 at 8:03pm by Beebow

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