Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8093) - you deserved it (58153)
On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
mymomsstupid's life also sucksToday, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Anza also deserved itToday, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I…
he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??
#4 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:01pm by FriskyTaco
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What if the spine wasn't flexible?!
#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:00pm by WinterPerfection
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