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Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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What if the spine wasn't flexible?!

#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:00pm by WinterPerfection

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he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??

#4 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:01pm by FriskyTaco

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