Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
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What if the spine wasn't flexible?!
#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:00pm by WinterPerfection
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he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??
#4 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:01pm by FriskyTaco
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