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By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

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WinterPerfection 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:00

What if the spine wasn't flexible?!

FriskyTaco 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??

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grapist 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

danget fail for me and cre8or99

grapist 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

danget fail for me and cre8or99

Mrrevorp 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

what if it wasn't? you just broke a ferrets back you dick

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:06

Off topic, but your picture made me laugh my ass off.

Mrrevorp 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:24

lmao it issssss pretty awesome

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:32

Haha sure is xD

amrik 11

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:04

atleast It didn't snap in half

KY_Jelly 10

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:04

I've never bent a ferret backwards, it seems like a bad idea. And it isn't that bad OP, it's not like you accidentally killed it or anything.

cptmorgan6 8

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:06

OP just wanted to see if it would be able to navigate its way through their anal cavity smoothly.

monzach 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:29

Lemmiwinks!!!

lindon555 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:08

FART ATTACK

fruitmasterpuff 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:43

WIN!

Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:14

guess what? Shut up attack for both of you

lindon555 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:19

guess wat? be quiet with all ur shut up shit okay?

Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:15

**** off man dont wanna hear you

lindon555 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:26

awww are u scared? u probably are cuz ur a pussy bitch

spazticechidna 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:08

Ferrets are the creepiest animals ever.

leemurcat 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 4:47

They're cute you suck

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:42

Ferrets are epic. You obviously got raped as a child by a man that had a penis thats similar to a ferret.

Shadow4i5 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:06

that exact man who raped u got an FML account n is under the username *crymorefmls*

itsgen 16

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:09

i want a pet ferret!!

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:33

don't let OP by it

Reddeaded 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:25

no you don't they smell terrible and the shit like crazy

Reddeaded 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:25

no you don't they smell terrible and the shit like crazy

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:47

I have 3 ferrets and highly reccomend them. + Adorable as hell + Funny to watch + Fun to play with + Incredibly social and friendly. - Shit everywhere - Stink really bad sometimes - might develop bad addictions* - Not many ferret vets around. +/- Need atleast 2. 3 is the best though. ***One of mine had a wire chewing addiction. (Bless his heart, RIP) and another I have is addicted to that silicone. **My first ferret passed on to accidental causes, not his addiction.

t_fml 11

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:09

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