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Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46413) - you deserved it (3224)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

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