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Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10662) - you deserved it (1573)
On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)
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