Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (3691)
On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)
thatguy's life also sucksToday, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off…
beekeke45 also deserved itToday, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns…
Shit you got pizza why you mad?
#3 - On 06/25/2011 at 1:47pm by Aim4thebullseye
See in context
+166 | 4
The joke is old, grandpa
#2 - On 06/25/2011 at 1:47pm by cumverg
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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