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Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38181) - you deserved it (9943)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

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Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!

#2 - On 06/21/2011 at 2:52am by theonlysweetpea

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You should have been like,"Yea the one your boss screws every night..."

#7 - On 06/21/2011 at 2:56am by heybuddy2344

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