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Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 12:57pm by A7X_LoVeee

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Argh, I hate when that happens. What a crappy day.

#2 - On 06/15/2011 at 12:57pm by bansheebomber

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