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Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32568) - you deserved it (2873)

On 06/15/2011 at 9:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Sjelland)

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I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 12:57pm by A7X_LoVeee

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wooow, sue her, she cant just punch u, or tell management ;D

#3 - On 06/15/2011 at 12:58pm by xXxXxMasonxXxXx

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