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Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States

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I've seen the same thing before in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Except, in that case, the air freshener was carrying a chainsaw and it was chopping everyone's heads off. OP, you were right to wait inside the stall. Air Fresheners are very dangerous.

#5 - On 06/14/2011 at 9:50am by iAmScrubs

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My sympathies are with you. However it still makes me laugh that you'd sit there for 10 minutes without leaving.

#1 - On 06/14/2011 at 9:48am by adropofpeace

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