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Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14181) - you deserved it (21797)

On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

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that doesn't technically mean ur fat, it may just be she is anorexic or something...

#7 - On 06/12/2011 at 5:32pm by tellithowitis

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Awww, don't think too much of it. as long as you're healthy you have no need to worry.

healthy=beautiful :)

#10 - On 06/12/2011 at 5:34pm by rararauhuh

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