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Today, I was riding my bike with my parents. They make me wear a helmet when I'm with them. Some college age kids drove past and yelled, "Nice helmet!" My mother then told me, "They like you!" I'm sixteen and my helmet is blue. With flowers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (6428)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by dinosawerr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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At least you are being safe...

I had a friend die because he wasn't wearing a helmet.

your parents are smart.

#3 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:49pm by mintfreshpinesol

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As much as I personally would like a blue helmet with flowers, I understand. I'm a college kid, and I'm willing to risk brain injury than be seen using a helmet on campus.

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:47pm by autumnshivaree

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