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Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18429) - you deserved it (6583)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by Connie - United States (New York)

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who the fuck cares slippers are beast mode

#6 - On 06/04/2011 at 6:14am by nellie36

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you might've created a new trend

#2 - On 06/04/2011 at 6:02am by ChopToxicity

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