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Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23901) - you deserved it (2383)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Dont wear those pants to work.
Just dont even wear pants to work, they are overrated.

#9 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:25pm by wisericky

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so im guessing you were wearing dark colored pants or jeans? because anything light colored would have showed the color of the coffe. your husband is a nice person btw.

#5 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:19pm by TylersMB

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