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Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by StatusSearch (man) - United States (California)

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aw. maybe she just didn't want to seem like a creep so that's why she asked. but anyway, fyl just for how it must've made you feel.

#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 2:34am by madalynn

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I told her I'd be done in 10 minutes which I was prepared to leave at that time, to which she replied, "Could you make it 5, I'm really hungry." So 10 minutes turned into 50. I must've lost track of time >_>

#35 - On 05/27/2011 at 5:01am by StatusSearch

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