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By Emoney1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 666
You deserved it 6 986

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And people wonder why they get kidnapped. "You need a hand?" "No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"

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You know, you get a badge for that.

iSitt 0
RainbowHeadache 2

All hands on deck! But you really should have helped the poor man out, OP.

KiddNYC1O 20

Did he yell "Fire in the hole!" like Tosh.O and pee in your car?

futtbuck101 1

At least he wasn't masturbating

FuniiBunii 0

It would've been funny if he turned around and peed in your face :D

PlastikSeraph 2

35, you seemed to have put an e where there should be an i..

Aw OP you know you wanted to help him :P.

enonymous 8

I need all the hands I can get in the bathroom tio

Really, I find the only way I can use the bathroom, is when I have severed feet surrounding the urinal. That's also how I get a whole public bathroom and prison cell too myself.

btnhdude 0

I bet he shook his heads, .....as in "no"........

FMLoverAgain 7

This situation seems a bit shaky. Did he leak the details to you in a steady stream or did he have trouble flushing the details for you?

67, urine a lot of trouble for pissing me off with that pun!

Hahaha Double, no Triple, no QUADRIPLE PUN!!!

so did you help hold up that monster?

Takador 3

You should have crossed streams :D

saturnsonic 3
JennaMarie420 2

You should have given him the extra hand anyway.

TheDrifter 23