Cars and Awkward: You tried…

You tried…

By Emoney1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

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no_clue_4_u 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 18:58

So did you help him?

khaya 9

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:44

And people wonder why they get kidnapped. "You need a hand?" "No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"

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soulfulemo 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:25

atleast he didn't say yes...

firebird3 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:51

I like how the MOTORIST was standing outside his CAR peeing. how can you tell he is a motorist, OP?

smiley_mhc101 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:31

Yoou are just stupid

sojo_fml 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:06

Its nice that you offered not alot of people would nowwadays

TomHarrow 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:10

ya that's n Fml. dude didn't need the help u offered. how ****** up.

smilies 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:19

if I was him, I'd be pissed

Konarika 11

Friday 13 January 2017 2:02

It was an embarrassing misunderstanding (might have sounded like OP was offering a handjob)

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