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By Emoney1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
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khaya 9

And people wonder why they get kidnapped. "You need a hand?" "No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"

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gr3ymask 0

To the motorist, he is probably thinking, "What the heck does he want? Creeper.."

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RedPillSucks 31

and he replied "Yes", cause my package is so large, I need 3 hands to hold it.

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hellokimmiee 5

hahaha need a "hand" good one, but i bet you changed the story around to make it fml-able :p

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Emoney1 3

it was actually a semi driver, and I was working at the time... as a highway patrol sheriff! but that would have been fml overload lol. and it happened a few months ago. truth

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Jstars131 0

yeah he needs a hand to help him finish with his long piss, but dont worry, i do it all the time!

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WoGxFALLEN 0

well hurry up its not going to wiggle itself

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Crazy4Christ 0

probably was like "Hellz ya"

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cmv1386 0

that's really funny! lol you probaly was embarssed

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Emo_Snickersz 0

Uu still watchedd him, didn't uu.?? Ahaha.!!

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