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Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML
Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!
I bet he was beating the ferret in the bathroom
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014