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Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

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Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

#6 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:52pm by GloriousWhorious

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I bet he was beating the ferret in the bathroom

#3 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:51pm by dreamering

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