Animals: Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting...

By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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Awkward...

By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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Saturday 21 May 2011 5:52

Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

hatesfate 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:08

it looked like pudding... WTF do you think ashes look like?

Comments

iHateThisLife 10

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:08

ah, the things people say when they're drunk....hahahhahahaha

Chiyo_fml 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:55

Is your name by any chance Draco Malfoy?

FlashBurn 13

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:59

Looks like you ferreted out one of his insecurities! At least ferrets are cute and playful, and the Beast Master had a couple of them!

alaskasfml 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:44

YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL! in all seriousness, it's weird to me when people keep their pets ashes. run now!

Reinhard_Xenon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 13:09

that's cute!

Pigpen181 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:08

Time to wax those eyebrows!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:44

An overpowering ferret smell is almost always a sign of poor ownership. If a ferret is well cared for, the smell shouldn't be stronger than that of any other animal. I live in a very small apartment, and people don't know I've got ferrets until they see or hear about them. On the other hand, I've been to many larger homes that reek of cat or dog when there's only one living there.